1. This hair dryer stand:
2. This toilet paper extender:
3. Remote-slash-bottle-opener:
4. A self-turning ice cream cone:
5. These prism glasses:
6. A snowball maker:
7. Canned sandwiches:
8. This dog poop contraption:
9. This toilet lid pedal:
10.
11. Pillow ties:
12. This popcorn-maker that shoots it straight into your mouth:
13. This toilet paper holder:
14. This laser cat toy:
15. This extendable fork:
16. These electric shoes:
17. These sauce-dispensing chopsticks:
What kind of snobby overachiever wastes time ~pouring~ soy sauce.