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Dear Marina Abramopug,
Can you recommend any cool, arty ways to break up with someone?
-Ready-To-Move-On
Dear RTMO,
Each of you start walking from the opposite end of something very long, like the Great Wall of China or a tapeworm. When you get to the middle, say goodbye to each other. For more performative authenticity, don’t tell them about the breaking up part beforehand.
Love, Marina
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Dear Marina Abramopug,
I’m working on an group performance, and everyone else’s ideas are stupid. What should I do?
-Solo Artistic Desire
Dear SAD,
There is so much nonsense-talk of saying, ‘Yes, and-‘ in ensemble work. Instead, to these imbeciles, try saying ‘No, bye.’ And next time surround yourself with an entourage, not an ensemble.
Good luck, Marina
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